when someone kills u and then taunts
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE
THIS KITTY IS SAURON.
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
BEEN LAUGHING SINCE THE RENAISSANCE
what the fuck is this
i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none
clembecca for clenemtine
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!
The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.
"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"
Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.
This movie is fucking golden.
YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.
But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.
Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?
I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.
Hal is basically what every single MRA and ‘Nice Guy’ in the world would be like if they ever got superpowers…
ALSO THIS MOVIE HAS A FEMALE PROTAG WHO ISN’T “conventionally” PRETTY, AND SHE LIKES MEGAMIND FOR WHO HE IS EVEN THOUGH HE’S KINDA WEIRD LOOKINGGGG
THIS MOVIE GIVES ME LIFE
This is Susan. She’s friendly and very sick. I found her today and I believe she was possibly dumped at the side of the road by someone.
I am opening up donations to fund her recovery. She’s going to need expensive vet care. From examining her myself, she’s going to need cat flu medication, flea treatment, worm treatment and ear mite treatment.
All of which will add up to an expensive vet bill that I will struggle to cover myself. I am a student and I do not have family support and am surviving on allowance I get from the government which barely feeds me, covers my cat Henry’s food or pays the rent.
Any money you give will help Susan without leaving me hungry or my rent unpaid. NONE of the money I get will go into my pocket. Extra money that is unneeded in current treatment will go towards vaccinations and eventual neutering and microchipping for Susan. Any money past that will go to The Irish Blue Cross.
I will post progress photos after she comes back from the vet and until she is better.
Please reblog this and donate so I can help her as soon as possible.
Signal Boost for Susan.